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QAnon On
01:27
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Get your fucking Q Anon, On!
Get your fucking voter fraud, On!
Get your fucking pizza gate, On!
Get your fucking Q Anon, On!
Liberals eating baby face, On!
Propagate the master race, On!
Covid is a snowflake flu, On!
Started by Soros,…....and the Jews!
Bill Gates globalist
Lizard vaccine microchips
Shaman Q we will resist
Storm the capitol on the 6th!
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2. |
Size Matters
01:25
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Short and thin gets it in
Long and thick does the trick
Coke dick isn’t sick
It won’t fucking fit!
Size Matters!!
Micro dong aint wrong
Or a giant schlong
Especially in a thong
Then you can’t go wrong!
Just ask my wife!
Packing pants with socks
Exaggerated jocks
Fear of being mocked
Ruthless Karens squawk!
Size Matters!!
Some are fat and wide
Or bent down to the side
All dongs should have pride
And don’t believe the lie!!
Just ask the mailman!
Short and thin gets it in
Long and thick does the trick
Coke dick isn’t sick!
It won’t fucking fit!
Size matters!!
Micro dong aint wrong
Or a giant schlong
Especially in a thong
Then you can’t go wrong!!
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3. |
Bum Shit
00:59
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Step in shit
Feel it squish
I just hope
It’s only, from a dog.
As I smell
I quickly tell
The big fat turd
S’not from a bird
It’s from a dude!
It’s Bum Shit!
I start to gag
And grab a rag
It’s thick like slag
And multicolored too!
What can I do
About this poo
Smeared on my shoe
It’s gonna make me puke!
Make! Me! Puke!!
Stinky logs
Hide like dogs
It’s not what you want to
Get on you.
In SF Bay
It’s every day
We find a way
Not to, step in it.
It’s Bum Shit!
Shit and piss
Is everywhere
And no one cares
It’s really, fucking gross!
Our new norm
Is brown with corn
And everywhere I look
I see Bum Shit!!
See Bum Shit!!
See Bum Shit!!
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4. |
Abort the Supreme Court
01:30
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The moral minority wont stop short
Handpicking judges to stack the court
Frat boys and handmaids to fill the bench
Dismantling freedoms cause they know best.
…......I LIKE BEER!!
They stripped away our right to choose
Men whose power they’re afraid to lose
Roe V. Wade was just the start
Burn all the books and the gay art!
The next day a kid got raped
You say god chose her fate
Forced to carry a stillborn
Maybe then she’ll fucking learn!
With apps to track your cycle
School assignment is the Bible
Prove your sex to play girl sports
The school priest will check your shorts.
QAnon runs the court
Making sure you don’t abort
Laws that make it hard to vote
Amy Coney Barrett’s chode
Clarence Thomas has no balls
His wife’s the one who makes the calls!
ABORT!
THE SUPREME COURT!
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5. |
Covered in Bruces
01:22
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At punk shows, I can be rough.
I like to, get into that stuff.
Feeling the tunes, deep in my soul.
At times I get, out of control.
Flailing elbows and high step knees,
Don’t care what’s in front of me.
Barrel my way through the pit like a train,
Hit so hard that it bruises
My Brain!! My Brain!!
Pummeled by elbows,
Showered in sweat,
Thrashing my way through
Every song in the set.
A kick to the shins
And a face full of spikes,
Adrenaline’s high
I’m having the time of my life.
Slip in the beer,
And I’m hitting the floor.
A downpour of boots,
Fuck I’m gonna be sore!
It’s a dogpile pit
Everyone’s on me
Hundreds of faces
All I see is Brother B!
Brother B!
I’m rolling around on the floor.
Kicked in the face
I can’t take anymore.
A hand reaches down for me
I look at his face,
It’s Brother B!
Brother B!
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6. |
Analysis Paralysis
01:48
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Too many options,
Don’t know which one to choose.
I can’t decide,
Just what to do!
If I pick the wrong one,
Someone will through a fit.
It’s so much easier,
Not! To! Deal! With! It!
Analysis Paralysis got me!
All these decisions,
UNCERTAINTY!!!
(Stops)
Analysis Paralysis got me!
Every time I try to choose,
I just FREEZE!!!
So many choices,
Did I make a mistake?!
Picked the wrong restaurant,
Now my stomach aches!
Am I missing out,
If I don’t go to the show?!
It might be so awesome,
But it might fucking blow!
I don’t know what to eat,
I can’t make up my mind.
I’ll probably starve to death,
Trying to decide!
Should we watch this or that,
It’s a waste of time.
I’ll just stare at the screen,
Until my brain’s fried!
I don’t want to pick,
I’ll leave it up to you.
This is making me sick,
And stressed out too!
Buyer's remorse,
Every time I buy.
FUCK!!
WAS! THE! PRICE! TOO! HIGH!!?
Analysis Paralysis got me!
Can’t seem to shake this ANXIETY!!!
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7. |
Eh?
01:26
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8. |
Weed Ripper
01:37
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Reach for the bong
Take a fat rip
Exhale control
Get me off of this trip
Cold and pale
Dripping with sweat
I can’t even talk
What the fuck was that shit?!
Weed Ripper!!
Millions of thoughts
Out of control
Anxiety!!
Takes it’s toll
Start ta come to
Paranoia takes hold
If my wife calls right now
My brain will explode
No!
I'm Not Ok!
Weed Ripper!!
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9. |
Motorboatable Man Boobs
01:18
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Struttin’ down the street motorboatable man boobs
Shirt tied in a knot like you’re Daisy Duke
Drinking at the bar motorboatable man boobs
I can’t even look you in the eye!
Saw you at the store motorboatable man boobs
Buying all the ham like a cheap man whore!
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10. |
Don't Say Gay
01:26
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Why do you care if my son wears a dress,
Likes glitter and Ponys
Or wants to have breasts?
Decisions like that need to be left to him,
How will they know if you silence them?
What’s going on in our schools today?
Don’t say Gay!
Can’t teach about sex, him, her, or they.
Don’t say Gay!
No Rainbows in Class?!
This is fucking insane!
Post-race society how the fuck can that be,
Inequality exists, it’s obvious to see.
Fragile White Hypocrites!
Can’t Stand To Smell Their Shit!
Stop Woke! What a fucking joke!
Don’t say Gay!
Critical race what a slap in the face.
Don’t say Gay!
Denying the past,
Doesn’t change racist facts!
Freedom of speech only applies to you.
Race and sex make you uncomfortable.
Why can’t everybody be like me?
Hetero white Christian society!
Censoring lives to try and alter the truth!
Don’t say Gay!
Muzzling teachers and banning our books.
Don’t say Gay!
DeSantis and pals are the real fucking crooks!
Fuck You!
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11. |
Fart Jar
01:25
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Fart Jar!
It’ll make me rich
Fart Jar!
They’ll smell my shit!
Fart Jar!
A thousand dollars on Craigslist.
Fart Jar!
I’ll eat more beans
Fart Jar!
They’ll smell extreme
Fart Jar!
I’m gonna shit myself
Gotta give their money’s worth
I think my colon’s gonna burst!
Doctor says I gotta quit
I’ll need a bag to hold my shit
(Repeat Verse)
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12. |
Obligatory Pass
02:02
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If you’re super old you get a pass
Shit yourself in public or pass gas.
Casual use of racial slurs
Friendly fondling pretty girls
Invasion of your personal space
Pinching someone’s baby’s face
Ram into people with their Larks
Hog bathroom stalls at ballparks
Leave the dog outside
While it barks!
The handicapable get a pass
Shit themselves in public or pass gas
Pick their nose in public places
Half a sandwich on their faces
Throw a fit at the zoo
Grab a little kid’s balloon
Expose themselves at the mall
Walk into a glass wall
Take a dump, in an open stall!
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13. |
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You look like you fell asleep
Just sit there and beat your meat
I don’t want no satisfaction
I just want to get some action
From your feet down to your hair
Bodies flying through the air
Come on off the fucking wall
Get off your ass and show some balls
I don’t want no satisfaction
I just want to get some action!
Just Gimme Some Action!
Just Gimme Some Action!
Just Gimme Some Action!
Just Gimme Some Action!
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14. |
LGBTQ
00:48
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LGBTQ we love you!
LGBTQ hope you love me too!
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15. |
1, 2 Love You!
01:01
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I wish the American way
Equal Rights Prosperity
Say What you want to say
Even if we disagree
Environmental Policy
Sustainable Society
United for a greater good
Right the wrongs we know we should
Instead it’s all about greed
Truth and facts we don’t agree
There is no accountability
And it makes me sick!
Qanon or Antifa
Can’t define America
Fox News or CNN
Democrat Republican
Mad about the same old shit
Keep us down subservient
Everyone can agree
We need a free society
America’s all about greed
Truth and facts we don’t agree
There is no accountability
And it makes me sick!
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A false sense of entitlement rules the day.
Karens and privileged bigots throw tantrums,
As they want more freedom than everyone else.
Patriotism! My flag is bigger than yours.
The most woke ass motherfuckers
Will hate everyone in all the correct ways!
Keep your laws off my body
I won’t wear a mask.
I feel so oppressed,
I won’t get the vax.
Coal rolling trucks to own all the libs,
Who gives a fuck about the environment!!
Fuck clean air!
As long as I show them I’m boss,
I don’t care!
Starbucks put soy in my double whip frap,
They spelled my name wrong,
What the fuck’s up with that?!
I’m gonna throw a fit if I don’t get my way,
I want to speak to your manager,
I won’t fucking pay!!
I am right!
The world owes me everything,
I’ll scream and fight!
And it just goes on like this, Idiocracy in real time.
Stupid people breeding more stupid people,
Who think the world revolves around them.
Everyone else is trying to take away what they have.
Immigrants and queers threaten their way of life.
Me First! My Way! I HAVE RIGHTS!!
Entitled twits!
Losing their shit!
Exposing cultural biases!
Karens and vanity!
Plastic fake society!
Outrage mob mentality!
Social media bubbles!
Keeps us divided!
Society is in trouble!
With no common ground!
Rich politicians and greedy celebrities
Steal money from welfare to give to family
Fuck Brett Favre, he’s a greedy whore!
He’s worth a hundred million, but he still wants more!
Can’t get enough cash!
Welfare queens think they’re better,
Better than the rest.
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Expert Pie Concord, California
We hail from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more
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