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Cat Box

I thought the cat box was a sand box,
I played with cat turds.
My poop sculptures looked like art work,
Mommy would adore for sure.
The first looked like a rocket ship,
The next an airplane.
A snake, a turtle, sunflower, a gingerbread man.

I placed them around the house on display.
I thought they would brighten up mom and dad's shitty day.
I can't forget the look on mom's face, as she said,
Oh god not the,
Cat Box!!

I wondered why they beat on me,
Locked up like I'm insane.
Took away all my toys as they looked at me in vain.
So afraid I shit my pants I didn't know what to do.
Bored and confused I made a finger painting with the poo.

A giant portrait of my mother's face.
Looking tormented and disgraced.
Smeared perfectly on the wall.
A fuck you to them all!

Bad parenting!
Product of neglect!
Shit masterpiece!
To brighten up your day!

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from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016

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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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