Cock Debacle

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Cock Debacle

I went down to the pharmacy.
Gotta get some pills to help fix me.
My wife doesn't know I can't get it up without the pill.
Cock Medicine!

Gotta be ready when the moment is right.
Hope my baby don't put up a fight!
Cialis and Viagra I'm good to go!

I got home and gave the dog a bone.
This side effect it was unknown.
It seems my cock has a mind of its own!

I got into the neighbors chicken coop.
The first hen I grabbed had a really sweet poop shoot.
Grabbed a couple bricks to make this cock debacle end.
Chicken Bricken!

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from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016

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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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