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It's time to bath grandma.
I already bathed grandma!
Your turn to bath grandma!
I don't want to bath grandma......grandma!

Dirty diapers pussing sores.
She needs to take a bath!

It's time to bath grandma.
Your turn to bath grandma!
I already bathed our grandma!
It's not my turn to bath grandma......grandma!

Crusty corns and moldy pits.
She needs to wash her snatch!

It's time to bath grandma!
Your turn to bath grandma......grandma!

Bath grandma!


from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016



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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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