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Happy Endings

from Songs in the Key of Cock by Expert Pie

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Happy Endings

Happy endings, to your fucking massage!
Sex slaves put to work.
Pull out your chicken and jerk!

On to my tenth john of the day,
I haven't given a massage yet.
Every customer just wants sex.
So much for my fucking certificate!

Twenty dollars, you'll get a rub and tug!
Viagra and coke!
Lamar Odom's no joke!

Happy endings, to your fucking massage.
You feel like a man.
The cum is on your hands.

Grunting and moaning, I hear others groaning.
All of the masseurs are boning.
Looking like a fuck festival.
Every one around here is covered in ick and drool!

Happy endings, to your fucking massage!

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from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016

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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hail from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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