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I'm Coming

Beastiality sucks, it tastes so fucking weird.
I think I did it wrong, the claws stuck in my beard!
I went to get a pap smear, wound up with a poop smear.
I've got a vomit fetish, na na na na na na na.

Fairies watch me while I masturbate.
I'm cumming!
Anal acrobatic midget salad toss.
Not cumming!
Bang it out Brony style, like a boss!
I'm cumming!
Chicks with ugly ass muffin tops.
Not cumming!

Truffle butter french toast, lathered in felch jizz.
Fecal fart sweetheart, Dirty Sanchez!
Dutch oven heaven, good lord I have the skids.
Hold you under the covers, makes me fucking jizz.

Cleveland steamers and space docks!
I'm cumming!
Holdin' back thinking about Captain Spock!
Not Cumming!
Bringing it home with the rusty trombone!
I'm cumming!
Getting a blumpkin sitting on the throne!
Not cumming!

Anal acrobatic salad toss!
Beating it out Brony style like a boss!
Chicks with ugly ass muffin tops.
And again, beating it out Brony style like a boss!


from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016



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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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