Mild Pedophilia

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Mild Pedophilia

Jared Fogle's claim to fame was losing weight eating Subway sandwiches.
Now he claims this led him to steamy child romances!

Jared enjoys a foot long.
Some kid chokes down his schlong.
Sixteen so nothing's fucking wrong.
This is the mild pedophilia song.

I don't need a five dollar sub.
I need a six year old's chub.
Did I say six year old chub?!
I meant to say sixteen years or older.
I didn't mean to say six year old chub.
This is the mild pedophilia song.

The more weight I lose from Subway sandwiches, the more I desire child romances!

Sixteen grand in finders fees.
To find the best kid wee wee.
Hyper-sexuality!
Twelve thousand on sex annually!

Jared enjoys a foot long.
Some kid chokes down his schlong.
Sixteen so nothing's fucking wrong!
They were old enough to have hair, on their balls.
Jared doesn't think it's wrong, to fuck kids.
This is the mild pedophilia song!

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from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016

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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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