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Nut Basket

You kids don't know, the pain I'm in when I'm at the show!

My nut basket, hurts when I shit!

It's a pain getting old, just think of all the muscles I've pulled.
It hurts when I get out of bed.
My old lady wont give me head!

My nut basket, hurts when I shit!
This getting old shit sucks.
I'm gonna bust a gut!

Gotta watch what I eat.
People pass out when they smell my feet.
My hair just falls right out.
Gotta stop drinking cause I got gout!

My nut basket, hurts when I shit.
(Somebody get me a fucking ice pack!)

You kids don't know the pain I'm in when I'm at the show!
It's lights out when I'm having sex.
Man boobs jiggle where I once had pecks.

My nut basket, hurts when I shit!

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from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016

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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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