Wart Whisperer

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Wart Whisperer

At the shopping mall, you took my parking spot.
I had my fucking blinker on!
I was at a party talking to some chicks.
You stepped up and pointed out my zits!

Don't cock block me!
I'll give you warts so unsightly.
I'll make you all unclean I'm the wizard wart king!

Kicked out of comic con cause of my outfit.
Disneyland let me in with it!
Dressed up like a burger, no onions!
You hocked a loogie between my buns!

Don't fuck with me!
I'll give you warts so unsightly.
I'll make you all unclean I'm the wizard wart king!

Rocking to my jam, you try to talk to me.
No one cares about your misery!
Knocking at my door, trying to sell some cleaner.
I was in the bedroom pulling on my wiener!

Don't interrupt me!
I'll give you warts so unsightly.
I'll make you all unclean I'm the wizard wart king.
Herpe shankers on your face, scrambled eggs between your legs.

I'm the Wart Whisperer, the wizard wart king.
Touched my cock to a toad at the age of sixteen.
Now I am the Wart Whisperer!

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from Songs in the Key of Cock, released April 1, 2016

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Expert Pie Concord, California

We hale from our garages in Concord and Martinez California. Our families and neighbors have endured many jams as we "worked out the kinks" and developed our songs. Special thanks to all of them for saying/pretending they like it and not calling the cops! We started the band with low expectations and low pressure to be available to jam. If you've listened to us, you can see not much has changed. ... more

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